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Post by ...Shaunus... on Nov 11, 2005 7:51:56 GMT 8
 isnt that the night stalker?
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Post by DaveAxe on Nov 11, 2005 7:52:52 GMT 8
Now BITD Stalker
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Post by Shultzmaster on Nov 11, 2005 18:11:29 GMT 8
look out ladies here comes creepy Shultzmaster the BITD stalker..................NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by DaveAxe on Nov 12, 2005 13:03:28 GMT 8
Hes come to put you in his Nimbus
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Post by jadeybear666 on Nov 17, 2005 12:56:31 GMT 8
 Hmm.. so if i go to BITD this satur-ma-day, and see little shultzmaster, does this mean im going to get an arse raping?
Is this a good thing to be raped by the shultzmaster or a bad thing 
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Post by DaveAxe on Nov 17, 2005 14:14:54 GMT 8
It's not a bad thing if he looks like these blokes!! Everyone, Shultzy made me do it!  |
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Post by DaveAxe on Nov 17, 2005 14:16:00 GMT 8
Check out Bens pecs!
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Post by littlemissmarnie on Nov 17, 2005 19:50:06 GMT 8
lmfao!!!!!
hahahahhhaahahahahahaa....nice one....dave your manly fur pants and cape look dashing..and shaun, you have a lovely...stallion...
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Post by jadeybear666 on Nov 18, 2005 7:37:05 GMT 8
 the fluffy pants are most attractive aha
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Post by littlemissmarnie on Nov 18, 2005 16:36:26 GMT 8
I think you should all turn up to BITD like that....and little midgets should follow you in scampering around like little hobbits.. |
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Post by Shultzmaster on Nov 18, 2005 17:45:11 GMT 8
Thanks Dave it turned out to look funnier than I thought it would be
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Post by Shultzmaster on Nov 18, 2005 17:50:29 GMT 8
Hmm.. so if i go to BITD this satur-ma-day, and see little shultzmaster, does this mean im going to get an arse raping?
Is this a good thing to be raped by the shultzmaster or a bad thing Hey I dont do arse rapings thank you very much  , And "is it a good thing to be raped by the shultzmaster or a bad thing?" ...... it can be whatever you want it to be  |
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Post by ...Shaunus... on Nov 18, 2005 17:57:12 GMT 8
Hey I dont do arse rapings thank you very much , And "is it a good thing to be raped by the shultzmaster or a bad thing?" ...... it can be whatever you want it to be How smooth can ya get... |
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Post by Shultzmaster on Nov 18, 2005 18:00:44 GMT 8
oi, dont cramp my style, jesus....... anyway nice furs
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Post by DaveAxe on Nov 20, 2005 1:07:48 GMT 8
Well.... I just got home, its around 4am from Back In The Day, It wasn't such a bad night tonight!!!! I drank so fucking much, I drank a bit at El Diablo's place (With Fire and Firework Shenanighans before hand) and then blasted my liver at BITD, hope I get up for rehearsals tomorrow without any issues...as in ....comatose issues HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKING CUNT!!!! YEAH CUNT, GET FUCKED MOTHER FUCKER.......shit shit shit cunt cunt fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a Jim Beam Can in the fridge, but I think I'll be a real cunt and take one of dads beers, lllllllllll Just because I'm a barsted mother fucker!! And oi brothers....and possibly a few sisters......................SUCK TITS TILL DEATH...AND POSSIBLY BIRTH!!!!!! FUCK SHIT DICKLE PICKLE...PENILE RECTUAL SYNTHISISATION, ROOTABLE MILF!!!
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Post by DaveAxe on Nov 20, 2005 1:12:14 GMT 8
And If I dont wake up tomorrow I want you to play Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Chulips at my funeral....And If any of you actually play that, I'll fucking Haunt you and eat your mother fucking gizzardry out...Unless your Shaun or Mav....and possibly Shaun..Or even Luke from Guild Of Destruction cause you fellas are sick u leh cunts!!! and you know what, I cant rip burnouts anymore with my new tyres so you can suffer in your jocks when I pretend to drop the clutch now hahahahahha BRROOOOM BROOOOWMMMMM HAHAHAHAHA NO SMOKE MOTHER FUCKOS BECAUSE DAVE HAS RUBBER NOW, unlike that shit crap tyre business that the car came with, My car was a fucking death trap, a holocaust on wheels.......anyways ill shut up now
As Im becoming sober and reading bits of my last post which are becoming embarassing...Shultzy you were shit hot tonight, no Maccas for you tonight, its That Nicole Kidman chick for yhou baybee....all the way mate...just say lines like.......Tom Cruise and err....Lenny Kravitz
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Post by Pasquale's Franchise Owner on Nov 20, 2005 8:40:55 GMT 8
Urk, that fire breathing was nasty, I can still taste petrol in the back of my throat. Was good fun though, not long after you left we headed over to Milein's (making a quick stop off to throw firecrackers in the local 7-11), then I jumped off the roof again and broke my ankle.
Fin.
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Post by DaveAxe on Nov 20, 2005 14:53:44 GMT 8
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I saw Mark's SHHHTU TU Skyline circling the block a few times.... lol you guys are lucky your alive..
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Post by Pasquale's Franchise Owner on Nov 20, 2005 18:34:50 GMT 8
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Post by mav083 on Nov 21, 2005 9:57:21 GMT 8
HAHAHA oie You cunts are funny as. Now why didn't I think I attackin my local servo with fire crackers??? Nice Pyrotechniks RicH ya. Hail Sultanas! Ya brurtal fuck! bAD LUCK ABOUT the ankle man. Hey Dave you pissed cunt thats one of the funniest posts I have ever read! I didn't realise you were that out of it? Hey did you see me riddin a office chair down Bourke st on the way to DV8. that was fun
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Post by Shultzmaster on Nov 21, 2005 16:21:15 GMT 8
Mav thats the future of drunk transportation right there, going faster than no drunk has gone before
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Post by jadeybear666 on Nov 24, 2005 10:45:07 GMT 8
it can be whatever you want it to be haha.. it sounds like you need a slap son  |
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Post by jadeybear666 on Nov 24, 2005 10:45:31 GMT 8
and fuck me dead.. i do not know how to use forums |
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Post by DaveAxe on Nov 24, 2005 12:59:19 GMT 8
Nor utilise saturdays for what they're worth!
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Post by Shultzmaster on Nov 24, 2005 16:54:10 GMT 8
oww (face is slaped)
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isnt that the night stalker?
the fluffy pants are most attractive aha
