IMW are now taking ideas for Mascots!!

[PornFingers]

IMW are now taking ideas for Mascots!!...........not really, but it would be cool to chuck in some ideas.


I think it should be a Maltese gelati truck man named "Joe"

He should be short, and angry.

He should have a whitesnake tattoo.

He should play IMW instead of that gay ice-cream music and he should take peoples money and then just throw gelati at everyone and yell obcenities.

And he should stop and start and make the fat kids run.

Although the band would have to change lyrics and song titles to suit of course.

Songs would be called things like

"To run with the truck"

"The flavor less tasted"

"The lure of chocolate"

"Brainfreezed Skies"

Or has the heat just gotten to me?

[Shultzmaster]

They have a mascot, Lord Shultz in a blue cape

[heorogar]

David Boon seems to be in at the moment, maybe you should use him like VB has!

[littlemissmarnie]

what about giving plucka duck a job....i hear he's been in the dole line since hey hey was axed...and ozzy ostrich...maybe you could get wilbur wild

[Shultzmaster]

Pluka Duck was on carols by candle light, but the problem is that the little kiddies wouldnt have a fucking clue who Pluka Duck is. As for ozzie ostrich all people whos balls havent droped and some who have recently droped wouldnt have a fucking clue who he is. 11 years since ozzie went, 7 years since plucka went.

[littlemissmarnie]

ahhh shultzy....knowing the years since each bird left hey hey....
pretty sad u have to admit....lol

[Shultzmaster]

what? I know weird shit

[Zodiac]

No shit...

[Twiggy]

Yeah the important part is we know who they both are...I don't think you're gonna be seeing too many 11yr olds at a Malice gig